Nintendo Announces The Opposite of What You Wanted


You guys know that console that just came out? You know? The new major release from the greatest video game company of all time? Well boy do we have news for you. A new version of the inferior form of its predecessor was just announced. That’s correct. The Nintendo 2M2HXL (too much to handle XL) is coming soon to stores near you.

On a random Thursday evening, who would have thought that we would have gotten Nintendo’s oddest announcement this month a few weeks after the cancellation of the NES Classic? At a lovely $149.99 the 2DS XL places at a higher price than the regular 2DS which was the more affordable alternative to the Nintendo 3DS. So the 2DSXL is a more expensive version of the more affordable version of Nintendo’s old hardware. How exciting!

At this time, the Nintendo 3DS has so many SKUs that the PlayStation 3 is looking at the 3DS and saying “dang that’s a lot of SKUs”.

Also can we talk about how the new feature for this thing is that it folds? IT FOLDS? NINTENDO. YOU CANCELLED THE NES CLASSIC. WHAT ARE YOU D-

*Deep breaths*

This news comes at an odd time seeing as how the Nintendo Switch only recently released which is poised to be the successor to both the 3DS and the Wii U. However, Nintendo does what Nintendo wants and what Nintendo seemingly wants is to do whatever they please.

Check out the above trailer for the official announcement. God help us all.


This piece was written by Blessing Adeoye. You can find Blessing on the internet either getting into dance battles or praising Jet Force Gemini at @blessingjr on the Twittersphere.

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